Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
