I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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