You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Every concussion has its silver lining
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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