i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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