So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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