WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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