Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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