and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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