Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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