Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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