wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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