just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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