I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
