we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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