I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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