I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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