I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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