It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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