i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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