i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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