lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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