They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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