I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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