On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize