I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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