I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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