Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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