Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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