I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
ttyl tear gas
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
