how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
one might say we're banned from that church
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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