and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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