I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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