Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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