did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
