Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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