I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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