these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
what if I'm pregnant?
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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