I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just gargled with NyQuil
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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