Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
