so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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