yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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