Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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