Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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