haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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