The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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