Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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