I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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