They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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