i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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