Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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