I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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