is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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