ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
