We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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