What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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